Snausasaurus X

Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a mythical creature, known only to you and me as the legendary Snausasaurus X. This being, namesake of the legendary Waldorf Hysteria, was rumored to be the earthly lovechild of the almighty Zeus and a liger named Parthon. Snausasaurus, nephew of Achilles, son of Apollo, was half human, half beast, with the wit of a fox, the speed of a cheetah, and the intellect of a dolphin. This mild mannered and personable creature was not to be mistaken for he possessed the heart of the lion and dedication of the warrior spirit. SNX was doomed though; doomed to suffer the fate of his uncle Achilles, to be struck down in battle by the arrow of the jealous Apollo, splitting the tendon between calf and heel. Since that fateful day, not a sound has been heard of that legendary man-beast. Rumors and legends have been passed from generation to generation, heralding the bravery and heart of the Snausasaurus. Only a privileged few have ever truly known what became him, but some have rumored that he may rise up again one day to bless his followers once more with his wit and courage. So I say to every faithful follower of the Partamian Report, prepare (!) for the Snausasaurus, who we pray will once again grace us with his presence... M