Thursday, November 23, 2006

Free Information

1. A gimpy but determined dog, can catch a fat cat if the cat can't scoot under the fence.

2. The fact that a cat is corpulent(she would prefer rubenesque) will save a cat from death. The fat forms a protective layer that a determined dog with a limp can not get through.

This information cost me $650 to obtain... you get it for free!

Comments on "Free Information"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (10:33 AM) : 

This is very (un)helpful information. I bet you feel like you got your money's worth to find this out, huh?

 

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