Ummm... I want one of these... several would be nice.

...a very-low-recoil shotgun that fires 2.75-inch shells at a rate of five per second from either a 20-round drum or an eight-round magazine. Made of aircraft-grade stainless steel, the AA-12 rarely (if ever) needs lubricating or cleaning. Go to ROFASix for more info. Scroll down a little.