Crash and Burn

Bonjovi... er...hello... Is thing on? Check, check, JP can you bring down the high-end, I'm getting a little feedback. OK, Howdy folks! I just flew in from somewhere far away, and boy are my arms tired. SO, our beloved LT James Partamian has officially destroyed what used to be a really good thing. He has allowed some of his faithful, dedicated readers, such as myself, to actually post stuff to the Partamian Report. The more feedback you provide, the faster he will delete us. HA. So get to it. Let's see, what is happening in the world today. Oh, here's some breaking news for you: 'Ecstatic' Britney Spears Has Baby Boy > Sep 15, 9:40 AM EST > > Thought you would all want to know... As a matter of fact, here is Partamian's response: Indeed, thanks for bringing this to my attention... NOT! Well, I guess I should tell you a bit about myself. My name is M and like to read the Partamian Report everyday (AND SO SHOULD YOU!). That should just about do it. Oh, and I play bass in the band Git (see link below). There's lots of other really sexy stuff I could tell you about, like my business consulting job, my graduate finance studies, my fascination with Wired magazine, my crazy pitbulls, (boob references deleted - for the kids - although honestly, why would anyone want to talk about anything else?). So my band was on tour to play South Park, Colorado (yes, that South Park) and on the way back, we some car trouble. not once but twice. First episode: flat tire about 20 miles from Limon, Kansas with a good spare but no hardware to make the change. For anyone that has been to Kansas...I'm sorry. So anyway, George from George and Son, who has the ability but absolutely refuses to speak even when directly spoken to except to grunt and nod, stopped to help us get back on our way until we broke his tire iron (not good) but then a passing police officer just happened to drive by and help us out. Don't you just love road trip stories. Alright, good. Episode 2: this sounds kind of like Star Wars, another flat tire...ten miles from Manchester, Tenneessee. Damn it. We were like two hours from being home. OK, so a... crap, I have to go back to work now. This one will have to wait, but just to give you a preview, this one involves a car full of hillbillies and a sawed-off shotgun... 'til next time, M