FACT: GWB Controls Gas Prices

So it's true. In the amazing list of things that are all the fault of George W. Bush, a new one has been added to the list. That's right. In casual conversation the other day about the impending elections, the person I was speaking with stated that everyone knows that Republicans will maintain control of both the House and the Senate because George Bush made gas prices go down so that more people will vote for Republicans (!!). So there you have it folks, George Bush is the reason that you are paying less at the pumps these days, and as soon as the elections are over, he will make gas prices higher to payoff all of his crooked, evil oil cronies. I mean, it's George Bush, so it must be his fault, right? M