Some more daily humor

Here are some one liners from the Tonight Show with Jay Leno this week. - Remember when you used to tie the tree to the top of your car and drive home? Now our SUV’s are so big, the trees fit inside. The new Cadillac Escalade actually has a Christmas tree holder on the dash. - That is a big controversy this year about calling Christmas trees, holiday trees and trying to take religion out of the holidays. I was watching one of these cable news shows about this and they had on an atheist who said they were against "organized” religion. And while they were talking, they had on the screen the name of the atheist organization. So they were against organized religion but organized atheism is apparently ok. - Howard Dean said that we can’t win in Iraq. And if anybody knows about not winning… it’s the Democrats. - Yesterday Saddam was in court and he said he was not afraid to die. Which is why we found him hiding in a spider hole. - Al Sharpton is getting his own show on CBS. I believe it’s called "The Amazing Race Card”. - Senator Hillary Clinton called for President Bush to begin pulling troops out of Iraq next year. And let me tell you something, when it comes to telling a president when to pull out, no one has more experience than Hillary Clinton. Just a few jokes to help get through a cold, dreary day. Have a good weekend. I am headed up to the mountains with the wifey and little killers for a nice little vacation before its off to Leavenworth again on Monday. M