Coolest beard ever...

Could I be related to this guy? Hey Dad... he kind of looks like one of the family. Why has he not contacted us? Where the heck are all of these Partamian's coming from? Istanbul? Sofia? Glendale? Fresno? There's a freaking Air Force Colonel out there too... in Missouri. I just came from 5 months of training there and I didn't hear a peep from him. Freaking weird... Stepan... drop me a line.